rhyme scheme spazm

ballin
schmallin
turky callin

I am lies

when it comes to poems
i am actually quite good
i take to words
like a carpenter to wood

memoirs of a soup hater

do you love tomato soup
- i think it's gross ketchup goop
would you like some clam chowder
- i would rather eat baby power
how about chicken noodle
-more like lickin' poodle
interested in french onion
- it's pernounced french bunyon
perhaps green pea
-perhaps you should just let me be
could you want beef stew
- i would be more interested in cow poo
have i mentioned our traditional borscht
-no but can you just sh

Jeez you're so hard to please, I'm just trying to be a good waiter
-ever thought there was reason they call me THE SOUP HATER