deep down inside i am rather quite greedy
even though I do give to the needy
and I just don't need the stress
shopping and school leaving my mind a mess

December is so inconvenient
and until the dates become more lenient
i will kick and scream
and think of Grinch like schemes

Another poem for Dr. T - Warrior Princess

there are so many reasons why docter T
Is the coolest person with a science degree
though she would like to burn a christmas tree
I still wish that should would adopt me

maybe i'm just honest

i hope i won't have to write the euogly
for i happen to have the habit
of offending people dear to me
without knowing or thinking of it

i hate everyone

i hate you
et tu
und du
et vous

i hate everything and everyone
i'm not someone who gets along
get away from me
why can't you just let me be

deep down inside
is where my evil does hide
my evil isn't funny
it wants to squish bunnys

no patience

I had no rhyme for yesterday
and I haven't got one for today
something smells like ketchup
three tomatoes catch up

no one in particular

you're soul is so black
I wish you to the corn feild
i will hate you forever

I blame the System

i do not enjoy
technicalities
that make girl and boy
social casualities

conformitiy
is unity
with anonymity

Pending Snow Day

hip hip horray
it is snowing
could be a snow day
hard out there it is blowing

I hope hype calls me
she's always the first to know
no class with Dr. T
no school because of snow

i'll have crepes to eat
catch up on my tiVo
won't need a bus seat
thanks to snow

Oh no the storm has gone
i guess i'll have to go
today school has won
but what about tomorrow?

I give up on this chocolate-ice cream relationship, in a bad way

I like chocolate
I like ice cream
cream ice chocolate

choco was hot
Choco ice ice baby
ice cream was shot
my blood type is AB

choclate ice cream

oh no said choco
my po ho
i have got to go
and get the popo
or my po ho
will go go
in a bad way

chocolate ice cream

creme of the crap

gah, no information
had no inspiration
caused no percperation
forget imagination

House Gnomes are stupidd

dear house gnomes
stop making a mess
when in my home
my anger i do express

It is easy to make the house clean
just pick-up after yourselfs
and make it a routine
or i'll trade you for house elves

Ode to a farting liar

everybody can fart
when your buttcheeks part
and the air stinks
like a thousand stinky minks

ABC blanket

A is for apple
B is for Bucket
C is for chaple
D is for duck-et

Achoo Haiku

meow, it is cold

meow, i am so hungry

Johnny Lightening

A pro-written Love Poem

I can write you poetry
to express what you mean to me
but I don't think you would understand
why I want to hold you hand

Ode to Dr. ChemisT

There once was a teacher
one day you may meet her
she is Dr. T
she teaches Chemistry
I wish I had a mark of ninety-fer

May Stinks

If I smelt of flowers in may
I would still stink
but in that nice kind of way

My First Daily Peom

PREMIER
that is french for first
MAUVAIS
that is french for this peom is the worst

SHIN
that's french for poeffover
FIN
french for this poem is over